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Anonymous asked: Amen.

*raises hands in worship*

BROTHERS AND SISTERS IN CHRIST!

The “Checkered Whiptail Lizards”, an underground Lesbian cult, are currently infiltrating our great nation! These reprehensible thugs are pioneering deviant homosex practices, known on the street as “parthenogenesis.” 

This is the biggest threat to the American Family since Obamacare!

SPREAD THE WORD! TAKE ACTION!